April 6, 2013

Mayors Against Illegal Guns - But They're OK For Gay Sex

Mayor Bloomberg's newest hit single.

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my 9 MM,
So @#$% me, maybe?

One of NYC Nanny Mayor Bloomberg's gun grabbing sidekicks has been arrested for threatening a 20 yr. old male with a handgun ... for sex.
James Schiliro, a.k.a. Jay Schiliro, the mayor of Marcus Hook, a small town in Delaware County, Pennsylvania, faces charges of official oppression, reckless endangerment, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment, and furnishing a minor with alcohol. He surrendered to authorities on Thursday morning, and his attorney declared that “we intend to fight these charges.”

Schiliro, 38, allegedly ordered a local police officer to bring a 20-year-old male friend to his home, where the mayor plied him with alcohol, and made sexual advances which the man refused. Schiliro allegedly brandished several handguns and fired one of them into the floor in an apparent attempt to intimidate the young man, who reportedly was in fear of his life.

Schiliro, a Republican, is a member of Bloomberg's Mayors Against Illegal Guns -but his name has already been scrubbed from the membership roles.

Unless he has a $100 bill stuffed in his pocket or a handkerchief soaked in chloroform, he looks like he needs a gun to get any kind of action.

When the man repeatedly refused, Schiliro, who as mayor controls the police department, started to pull out handguns, informed the man that he was “going to be a hostage,” fired a 9 mm bullet into the wall and said that he’d ordered police to stay away from the house, the report states.
More here, here, and here.

On The Wall

You Want Me On That Wall! 
You Need Me On That Wall!
~ Col. Nathan R. Jessup (as played by Jack Nicholson)

Here's my little honey on the wall.
As a good friend noted, "A tiny can of whoop ass."

There's Always Room For Semtex.

This is a video of London-based Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf issuing a holy finding that, under Islamic law, anal traffic is now two-way.

Cry havoc and let slip the jihadi gerbils!

"[...] In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives. My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”
Yes. Grab a corner of a study building. Spread your legs. Bend over, raise your besht over your waist and receive Allah's blessing - allow the mujahideen to drive a bus up your anus at high speed.
~ Sheik Ilika Apyur Poupr.

Really, did Truman nuke these people and just forget to tell anyone? They're more screwed up than the Japanese.

H/T to FoTM

April 5, 2013

Irons In The Fire

This is an interesting POV from actor Jeremy Irons on the liberal nanny state that is being rammed down our throats by the left.

What really gets to me is that the nanny state mentality does not expect you to act responsibly on your own so it removes choices from you. Of course another word for choices is freedom.

But by the same means (legal coercion, AKA taxes) the nanny state forces us to pay the consequences for those who refuse to act responsibly. We are inundated with false claims for disability and SSI; medicaid and insurance fraud is rampant and still billions upon billion is funneled to political supporters of failing businesses.

There will be a reckoning and we will pay for that also.

April 3, 2013

USS Poopy Needs An Exorcism

The same sewage-filled Carnival cruise ship that had to be towed back to port last February has broken free of it's moorings and rammed another ship.

I think it's possessed.
MOBILE, Ala. (AP) — The crippled cruise ship whose sewage-filled breakdown in the Gulf of Mexico subjected thousands to horrendous conditions tore loose Wednesday from the dock where it's being repaired, lumbered downriver and crunched into a cargo ship.

Wind gusts near hurricane strength shoved the 900-foot Carnival Triumph free from its mooring in downtown Mobile, Ala., where the ship was brought in a five-day ordeal that began when an engine fire stranded it off of Mexico in February. Hours later, four tug boats used several mooring lines to secure the ship to the cruise terminal.

[...]After the ship escaped, it rested against a cargo vessel. It drifted for a couple of hours before being secured as of 5 p.m., and moved to the Mobile Cruise Terminal, Carnival spokesman Vance Gulliksen said.

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The Mouse That Roared

N. Korea approves nuclear strike on United States
SEOUL — North Korea dramatically escalated its warlike rhetoric on Thursday, warning that it had authorised plans for nuclear strikes on targets in the United States.
"The moment of explosion is approaching fast," the North Korean military said, warning that war could break out "today or tomorrow".

Pyongyang's latest pronouncement came as Washington scrambled to reinforce its Pacific missile defences, preparing to send ground-based interceptors to Guam and dispatching two Aegis class destroyers to the region.

Tension was also high on the North's heavily-fortified border with South Korea, after Kim Jong-Un's isolated regime barred South Koreans from entering a Seoul-funded joint industrial park on its side of the frontier.
More here.

April 2, 2013

In Like A Nutcase

Relax! It's only April....

The old adage, "March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb," is not operative when you live in the snow belt in Upstate New York. March was out like a disgruntled Black Friday shopper and April came in like a nutcase.

Yesterday after work we took our daughter back to college, a two hour drive downstate. It felt like winter was clawing at us all the way there and back. Bands of snow, sleet, rain, hail and high winds would alternate with partly sunny skies as we drove. Today is the same. Psycho weather. Anthony Perkins in the clouds.