January 12, 2013

Only 2 Credit Hours For Adding A Penis

Maybe this is a new type of internship at Salem College..

An undergraduate student at a small women’s college in North Carolina is seeking permission to stay at the school — and live on campus — after she undergoes gender reassignment surgery in February, which will finalize her transformation into a man.

Officials at the school, Salem College, are now considering the thorny issue, reports the Winston-Salem Journal.

Because They're Better Than We Are

Obama's zany side-kick informs us that his boss wants to bypass Congress and impose draconian gun control measures. Instead of making us safer, he wants to make criminals out of a sizable proportion of law abiding Americans simply because they legally possess something that liberals don't want us to have.
[...]Biden also said the president might side-step Congress and seek to advance his agenda through executive order. Senior officials offered no details, but they acknowledge there's very little the president can do to advance gun control without the consent of Congress.
At the same time, Obama wants unrestricted access to heavily armed public servants for the rest of his natural life.
President Barack Obama on Thursday signed into a law a measure giving him, George W. Bush and future former presidents and their spouses lifetime Secret Service protection, the White House announced.

More here.

January 11, 2013

Eddie Money - Not What I Expected

When I first saw that Geico commercial I thought, "Now here's a burnt out druggie loser trying to make a buck so he can buy another eight ball."

So I looked Eddie up, did just a little research. He's from Brooklyn, NY. His grandfather, father and brother were all NYPD cops.

This 2005 interview in Allen, Texas, was revealing. Note the shirt he's wearing...

January 10, 2013

And This Year's Father Is ... Huh?

The National Father's Day Committee has named Bill Clinton its "Father of the Year." Needless to say this is a travesty.

You can manifest your displeasure by contacting the Council at:

If you like, send them your dry cleaning bills to remind them of how Clinton demonstrated his child rearing techniques while in the Oval Office. The National Father's Day Committee's address is:

37 West 39th Street - Suite 1102
New York, NY 10018

Or just call them ... be nice now.

Phone: 212.594.5977
Fax: 212.594.9349

The 2012 Chairman of the National Father’s Day Committee is Dan Orwig.

Orwig is VP of sales and merchandising at Itochu Prominent USA LLC, a manufacturer of apparel and textiles. Itochu Prominent USA is located at 1411 Broadway, New York, NY 10018, and can be reached at (212) 575-3620.

Hey, if the pistol permit holders can be outed, so can the idiots who think that the American Idol of Fatherhood this year is a lying, wornout, diseased, convicted felon/pervert/perjurer, serial philanderer.

The Council is an alleged supporter of various charities as stated on their website. I wonder how many donations end up in the pockets of democrat politicians? Let's look at what the IRS has on them.

They are listed as the FATHERS DAY MOTHERS DAY COUNCIL INC, their EIN is 131601569; their corporate address is listed as 37 W 39TH ST RM 1102, NEW YORK, NY 10018-0580. For 2011 they list assets of $432,852.00 and income of $1,096,060.00. Their Form 990 Revenue Amount is $819,610.00

January 7, 2013

National Genocide Service

You might think that England's National Health Service was designed by Dr. Kevorkian except that Kevorkian killed his patients in a more humane manner than the torturous, lingering deaths imposed at Stafford Hospital. From the UK Telegraph:
Patients lying starving, soiled and in pain. Over-worked staff dogged by targets. Laura Donnelly tells how a culture of fear meant that ticking boxes trampled over the basic needs of the most vulnerable.
By the time Stafford hospital's failings were exposed by regulators up to 1,200 patients had died needlessly.

It was the scandal that shamed the NHS.

Hundreds of hospital patients died needlessly. In the wards, people lay starving, thirsty and in soiled bedclothes, buzzers droning hopelessly as their cries for help went ignored. Some received the wrong medication; some, none at all.

Over 139 days, the public inquiry into the Stafford hospital scandal has heard testimony from scores of witnesses about how an institution which was supposed to care for the most vulnerable instead became a place of danger.
The Brits knocked off 400 patients a year at just this one hospital. Someone ought to check to see what they were burning during the winter to heat the place.

January 6, 2013

The Alagoas Redemption

Obviously these men were cat burglars.
A cat trained by prisoners to deliver cell phones and tools to dig tunnels was caught at a jail in northeastern Brazil after sneaking in with forbidden items strapped to its body.

"An agent saw the cat and went to look at it closely because something about it seemed wrong," Marcelo Avelino, the head of the prison guards' union, told the O Globo newspaper.

The agent found a bag tied to the animal's body filled with saw blades and drill parts for concrete drilling and digging tunnels, along with a cell phone complete with battery and charger, Avelino added.

The cat had often been seen coming in and out of the Alagoas jail.

Prison officer Luiz de Oliveira Souza told the G1 news website that prisoners had raised the cat and that relatives would often take it home after a prison visit.

"We were very surprised by this new tactic of prisoners," who trained the animal so that it returned to the prison and even managed to carry materials, the agent added.
Story here.