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September 25, 2009

Sometimes, the irony is deafening

LOS ANGELES - The chickens have come home to roost for Los Angeles city dwellers who keep roosters.

The City Council on Tuesday passed an ordinance that—with few exceptions—allows only one rooster per property. It was spurred by complaints over noise and hygiene and concerns over illegal cockfighting.

Janice Hahn, who authored the bill, says it will give residents of her district some peace and quiet.

Neighborhoods from the harbor to the San Fernando Valley are sometimes annoyed by concerts from crowing roosters. Real estate developer Michael Mekeel says tenants of his Panorama City development have had to turn up their TVs and wear earplugs.

The law takes effect in November and carries fines of up to $250.

15 comments:

Soloman said...

Sanctuary City policies ruffle my feathers.

Rushter said...

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Anonymous said...

"rushter at cox dot net" .... after a post like this? Man, what is the world coming to?

I don't know, Nick. I think I know where all your traffic is going.

About this rooster ordinance, personally, I think it's unconstitutional. Livestock should be directly proportional to family and hired hands living on the property.

Opus #6 said...

I'm working very hard to resist making any funny punnies.

Anonymous said...

Kid, you might say that California's chickens are comi... never mind.

Anonymous said...

Soloman, I'm happy the irony slapped you in the noggin.

Anonymous said...

Scott and Emi, thanks for the offer. You're very kind. I'm quite fond of this URL. October will mark by 32nd year of blogging here at this old fruit stand, and I can't imagine lugging all those cardboard boxes full of fonts and puns over to new digs.

The ITDONTMAKESENSE.COM might be quite an attractive address for the Republican National Committee. It fits them perfectly.

Anonymous said...

"I think it's unconstitutional. Livestock should be directly proportional to family and hired hands living on the property."

That should also be the policy for illegals.

Anonymous said...

Opie, When has that ever stopped you before?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be so cocksure, Nick.

I understand that Philly has a similar ordinance, but for dogs.

You know, it does make sense. You should try living in a trailer park (like me) where every body has 4-5 of those bad boys. Mornings are hell.

Teresa said...

What happened to amnesty for all? The poor chickes' feathers have been ruffled now. If the politiicians think that this law is going to stop cockfighting then they really are stupid. In L.A. there must be lots of good morning wake up calls.

Rhod said...

Scott & Emi:

Don't make deals with Goomba, or offer him anything for nothing. It's a sign of weakness, and he can smell that a mile away. He learned it after years of corn dog hustling on Rodeo Drive.

Left Coast Rebel said...

CA banana republic governance. Welcome home Mexico, you can have L.A., you have already taken it over.

Bitmap said...

"it will give residents of her district some peace and quiet."

She's obviously never been around any roosters. One per city lot or 10 per city lot, in my experience you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference based on noise.

Starsplash said...

What happened to two chickens in every pot?