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July 28, 2010

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The Enigmatic Bubbles Jackson In Happier Days

GNN - Bubbles Jackson, close friend and confidant of late entertainer Michael Jackson, missed the opportunity of a chimp lifetime. Michael Jackson "pestered" surgeons for four years to surgically enable Bubbles to speak, so Bubbles could share his "thoughts" with Jackson.

The surgeons are reported to have refused to perform the operation because Bubbles wouldn't survive it, rather than impugn the asssumption that sentience depends upon a biological arrangement in the vocal chords.

Bubbles, who is now 26 and living in a chimp shelter, toured with Jackson in the 1980's, and even shared Jackson's bed in those days.

7 comments:

PeaceLover said...

I don't know as Bubbles is happier now living in a cage or if he was happier being groped nightly by the King of Pop. Maybe he (or is it SHE) simply had nothing to say to Michael.

WoFat said...

Jackson was a dolt.

Anonymous said...

Rhod Serling ... wow.

Anonymous said...

Far be it from me to criticize the Rhodster, but Bubbles died in his sleep March 18, 2008 at Balmy Acres Retirement Home in Ft. Lauderdale.

Jackson's demise has encouraged a veritable legion of Bubbles pretenders.

sig94 said...

Should be some interesting DNA analysis showing up in the Enquirer pretty soon.

Doom said...

Now that's just funny. After reading these last few posts, my dreams are going to be funky tonight... monkeys, butts, dollars... could get ugly, but funny.

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