January 8, 2015

In The News

That's Cutting It A Little Too Close
A guru who ordered 400 of his followers to undergo castrations he said would bring them closer to God is under investigation by police in India.

The country's top crime fighting agency registered a case against Gurmeet Ram Rahim - known as the 'guru in bling' for his penchant for garish clothes and jewelery - over the operations at his ashram.

The Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) said Rahim is being investigated for criminal intimidation and causing grievous bodily hurt after an alleged 400 castrations were carried out.
If Clinton were still President he'd be sending an Marine Expeditionary Force to India to lock this guy up and impound every pair of scissors.

If They Really Wanted The Car That Bad They Should Have Just Licked The Steering Wheel
A couple was arrested in West Palm Beach after trespassing in a car sales lot and having sex on top of a car Tuesday morning, according to an arrest report.

A passerby said he saw Ramon Mitchell, 29, and Erin Byrd, 18, having sex on top of the car, the report said. The man, who lives next to Mike’s Auto Sales, said Mitchell yelled at him as he was walking past.

When the West Palm Beach police officer arrived the couple was inside a white van putting their clothes back on.
The couple were allegedly "Butt Buffing" the trunk.

The High And Mighty Mayor
For the bulk of his tenure, New York City mayor Bill de Blasio has been dogged by rumors that he and his wife consume marijuana with some frequency. Yesterday, at a press conference in Brooklyn, he told a Daily Caller reporter that “I haven’t smoked marijuana since I was at NYU” and denied he ever smoked weed at Gracie Mansion, the official residence of the mayor. We’ve asked about these rumors ourselves. It’s worth highlighting, however, who exactly is spreading them: The mayor’s security detail and their colleagues in the New York City Police Department.
It's oregano. The Mayor and his wife are very fond of oregano.


LL said...

If POTUS does it, why can't de Blasio, who would like to be POTUS one day (after his goddess Hillary).

sig94 said...

LL - politicians are the same no matter what level they occupy. I'm wondering if de Basio's security staff include people who are not NYPD and if they will shoot their mouths off when/if he runs for higher office.

This creep is a train-wreck-in-waiting ... but that never stopped idiots from voting for him.

Libertarian Advocate said...

76% of New York City's registered voters chose not to vote that election day. I say, they got exactly what they deserved in a mayor.

sig94 said...

L.A. - yup.