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August 18, 2012

How The Obama Administration Is Killing American Servicemen


It's None Of Your Business

    
This driver makes an excellent point. With millions of illegal aliens invading this country every year, why are authorities detaining American citizens and asking to prove that they are citizens? Why aren't these BP cops on the border detaining people sneaking into the country?

I really don't blame the cops, they're just doing what they are ordered to do (yeah, I know that only goes so far). I blame their supervisors and commanders who don't have the balls to tell the bull dykes and other assorted clowns in DHS to go piss up a rope.

New Military Surveillance Platform?

 

This airship prototype is called the USS Michelle Obama. 
In order to hold such an enormous amount of gas, military engineers used her buttocks as the template for the helium containment modules.

August 17, 2012

The Religion of Peace, Just Being Peaceful and Spreading Peace


Here's the latest from Allah's lovingly peaceful Bearers of Peace:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told an annual anti-Israel protest in Tehran on Friday that the Jewish state was a "cancerous tumour" that will soon be excised, drawing Western rebukes.

Kill More Jooos!
Saudi cleric Salman Al-Odeh, a well-known scholar revered by millions globally, went on a lengthy tirade against the Jews during an interview Monday in which he stated that “the role of the Jews is to wreak destruction, to wage war, and to practice deception and extortion,” according to a translation of his remarks by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).

Al-Odeh ranted about the use of human blood in Jewish religious rituals, a notorious anti-Semitic smear commonly referred to as a “blood libel.”

“It is well known that the Jews celebrate several holidays, one of which is the Passover, or the matzos holiday,” he said.

“I read once about a doctor who was working in a laboratory. This doctor lived with a Jewish family. One day, they said to him: ‘We want blood. Get us some human blood,’” Al-Odeh explained.

“He was confused. He didn’t know what this was all about,” Al-Odeh says as the interviewer nods along. “He found that they were making matzos with human blood. They eat it, believing that this brings them close to their false god, Yahweh.”

Day Ain't Jooos? Well, Kill Dem Too!
The Arab Spring takeover of Egypt by the Muslim Brotherhood has run amok, with reports from several different media agencies that the radical Muslims have begun crucifying opponents of newly installed President Mohammed Morsi.

Middle East media confirm that during a recent rampage, Muslim Brotherhood operatives, “crucified those opposing Egyptian President Muhammad Morsi naked on trees in front of the presidential palace while abusing others."

August 16, 2012

Yippee! Joe Stays!


Obama has spoken. Droolin' Joe will be the VP no matter what. I give Biden six more weeks of semi-lucidity before he shits himself in front of the Omaha Chamber of Commerce while eating his chicken l'orange. They'll have to drench him in Lysol and drag him out in an industrial strength Ziploc baggie while he screams over and over, "You didn't smell that!"

From The Hill:
President Obama has no intention of getting rid of Vice President Biden as his running mate, the White House said Thursday.

Republicans are being “ridiculous” and are trying to “distract attention” with their focus on Vice President Biden and his controversial comments earlier this week, White House press secretary Jay Carney said.
Joe is just one of the true distractions. Really now, Obama has to be self-medicating to the point of being comatose by time November rolls around. Ole Joe will be in Walter Reed eating his socks in full blown dementia by then; they'll need to take a fire hose to Chris Matthews for refusing to stop dry humping his leg, the Wookie will be ramming raw okra up his ass and Holder will have barricaded himself in the DOJ boiler room with a detachment of purple-clad ATF Praetorian Guards. The Romney/Rand tag team will continue the Medicare rope-a-dope while the SEALS Team 6 sneak into his bathroom and replace the vaginal tightening cream with Semtex.

I may run out of popcorn.

The S**t Storm Is On The Horizon

August 15, 2012

Now Go To Sleep Crazy Person


Now here's a story about how much time Obama has left to drop Droolin' Joe from the democraptic ticket. It's barely three weeks; just 22 days until Joe is in like a carbuncle on Obama's butthole that the surgeon can't reach with a scalpel.
From the Weekly Standard:
President Barack Obama has slightly more than 22 days to drop Vice Presidential Joe Biden from the 2012 Democratic presidential ticket, according to lawyers familiar with the party nominating process. That is, Democrats have until September 6 to formally nominate their presidential ticket which will then be qualified for the 50 state ballots.

And it is still possible for that ticket not to include the current vice president, Joe Biden.

"As a sitting president and vice president, Obama and Biden are both considered the Democrats' presumptive nominees and will not be the official nominees until after Charlotte," a lawyer familiar with the party nominating process tells me. "Each party has to file paperwork with each state once the candidates become official nominees. So it's still quite possible for Obama to drop Biden and replace him with someone else and pay no consequences with listing on ballots."
I keep remembering what happened to Obama's grandma just before the 2008 election.
Renewed speculation that Biden could be dropped from the ticket comes on the heels of yet another gaffe by the vice president. "They gonna put y'all back in chains," Biden said of the Republican candidates for president and vice president yesterday at a campaign stop. CNN reported that a senior adviser called Biden's comments "not helpful," and that "they believe the vice president has knocked them off track." 
Despite rumors of sleep apnea, Ole Joe better hide the pillows far, far away from his futon for the next few weeks.

Take Two Ryans And Call Me In The Morning



The Ulsterman Report and the White House Insider.
Obama's reaction to Romney's pick of Ryan as VP:
"Obama just sh*t himself.  They are picking diamonds out his ass about now." 
More here:

Vote Me A River


From OpinPundit:
A non-partisan group (Houston-based True the Vote) has found 160 different counties coast-to-coast who's registered voters actually outnumber all eligible voters- and can somebody please tell me how a county (in Illinois, what a shock) could have over 500% of their eligibles registered?


And it's not just one isolated incident... it's 160: yet that's merely what was uncovered when somebody actually rolled-up their sleeves and had a real look at the problem we all know is there.

We also know who are operating under the assumption that voter fraud helps them politically, thus Team Obama's selective enforcement of immigration laws and refusal to assist states wishing to rectify their voter registration lists, all while in complete and utter (public) denial voter fraud even exists (they won't admit it and support it- so they refuse to acknowledge it and support it).
More here:

August 14, 2012

Straying Off The Asylum Grounds



Droolin' Joe has befouled himself again. After gnawing through Secret Service leather restraints, Vice President Biden made straight away for a candy store and a microphone. From the Daily Caller:

On Tuesday Vice President Joe Biden told a crowd in Danville, Va., that if Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is elected to the White House this fall, his administration would “put y’all back in chains.”

Biden is known to make gaffes, but the Obama campaign gave no indication this was a misstep from Biden and doubled-down on the sentiment. In an appearance on MSNBC’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports,” campaign spokeswoman Stephanie Cutter said it was a metaphor that President Barack Obama “probably” agreed with.
Via his state-of-the-art string and soup cans network, Biden corrected Ms. Cutter by stating that Obama disagreed with his earlier statement. Obama was going to put everyone back in chains, betcha ass.

August 10, 2012

First There Was "Deep Throat", Now There's "Back Throat"

"It was just a little tonsil polish and it barely went past her gums."

From the most open and transparent administration in the history of the universe: allegations about sexual harassment and other sexually oriented misconduct from Janet Napolitano's Department of Homeland Security. From the Daily Mail:
Homeland Security boss Janet Napolitano is facing a mega lawsuit from an official who claims she gave a less-qualified woman with whom she has a 'long-standing relationship' a job over him.

The suit also accuses Napolitano of turning the department into a female-run 'frat house' where male staffers were routinely humiliated and on the receiving end of 'sexually charged games'.

Napolitano's chief of staff Suzanne Barr repeatedly targeted men because of their gender and once called a male employee's hotel room to use sexually explicit language, the suit claims.


Homeland hijinks from Planet Janet, the woman who invented the strap-on, self-lubricating shotgun.
In the suit Hayes also accused Napolitano’s chief of staff at ICE, Suzanne Barr, of repeated 'sexually offensive behaviour' intended to 'humiliate and intimidate male employees'.

On one occasion, Barr called a colleague in his hotel room and screamed using sexually explicit language, telling him she 'wanted his c*** in the back of [her] throat'.

Hayes claims he 'felt that he was being targeted because of his gender' and witnessed Barr repeatedly picking on men.

She 'created a frat-house type atmosphere that is targeted to humiliate and intimidate male employees', according to court papers.

In 2009 she 'removed the entire contents of the offices of three male employees, including nameplates, computers and telephones, to the men’s bathroom at ICE headquarters'.
Ms. Suzanna Barr,
AKA "Back Throat"
AKA "Emergency Tonsil Polish"
AKA "Ms. Boneland Security"
AKA "Special Agent Gargle"
The suit was filed by James T. Hayes Jr., special agent in charge of New York City investigations for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Hayes, who began his career with the feds as a border patrol agent in 1995, formerly served as director of ICE Detention and Removal Operations in Washington, DC, where he oversaw about 8,500 workers and a $2.5 billion budget.

But Hayes says he was demoted following President Obama’s election and the appointment of Napolitano, a former Arizona governor, to head the Department of Homeland Security.

August 9, 2012

Cowards In Command

In a move seen as professional premature emasculation, a Dallas Police Sergeant has been transferred to another duty station after words were exchanged with lesbian officers over his bringing a Chick-Fil-A sandwich to work.
DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) - The controversy over Chick-Fil-A may now have impacted the Dallas Police Department.

CBS 11 has learned a Dallas Police Sergeant brought a sandwich from the embattled restaurant chain to work with him last Wednesday, August 1, a day known around the country as Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day.

When the Sergeant arrived at his post at the Southeast patrol, words were exchanged between himself and two female officers.

And while it is unclear who started the argument, police have launched an investigation into the matter.

A department spokesperson says the issue is not whether the sergeant brought the sandwich into the substation, but whether inappropriate comments were exchanged between him and the two female officers while on duty.
A departmental investigation has not yet been completed, but the Dallas PD already seems to have decided in favor of the lesbian officers. The transfer to that particular station is commonly viewed as a penalty assignment. In my PD we called certain assignments the "penalty box."
The Dallas Police Association, who represents all three of the officers, say they are getting two versions of the story, and while they are neutral on the issue, the association is frustrated by a move made by the department before the investigation was complete.
The DPA points out the two female officers happen to be homosexuals. 
They also point out that the sergeant was responsible for reading the evening bulletins to all officers in the Southeast patrol that evening, including information on possible crowd control issues at Chick-Fil-A’s in the area.
Once again political correctness has reared it's ugly head and the cowards in command run for cover.

August 8, 2012

After They Finished Doing The Dishes


From CNS News:
Pelosi 'Swears' Spirit of Susan B. Anthony Spoke to Her in White House

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D.-Calif.) told a recent gathering of the Women’s Political Committee that the spirits of suffragists Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Alice Paul spoke to her at the White House.

Pelosi said she heard them say: “At last we have a seat at the table”.

A video recently posted on Youtube shows Pelosi speaking in May describing her first meeting with President Bush in the White House after becoming part of the Democratic House leadership.
Ms. Anthony also stated that a recurring yeast infection was driving her crazy but she still screwed one of the busboys.

H/T Lucianne

August 7, 2012

The Red Badge Of Longevity




Who cares if my shirt buttons fly off into my nacho covered french fries?
That ketchup stain is a Red Badge of Longevity!
All Hail the Conquering Meatball Hero!
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Obesity and diabetes might not be the double whammy you'd expect, according to a fresh look at older studies.

Surprisingly, researchers found that overweight and obese people who get diagnosed with the blood sugar disorder tend to live longer than their leaner peers.

This so-called "obesity paradox" has been observed before in chronic diseases like heart and kidney failure, said Mercedes R. Carnethon of the Feinberg School of Medicine at Northwestern University in Chicago.

[...]The new findings are based on data from five earlier studies that tracked people over time to identify risk factors for heart disease. More than 2,600 participants developed type 2 diabetes during the studies, and 12 percent of them had a normal weight when they got the diagnosis.

The death rate was 1.5 percent per year among overweight and obese people, compared to 2.8 percent per year among their trimmer peers.

After accounting for several risk factors for heart disease - including age, blood pressure, high cholesterol and smoking - lean people were more than twice as likely to die at any given point as heavier people. The same held true for deaths caused by heart disease, which is linked to obesity.

"It was a little bit unexpected to see that," said Carnethon.

August 6, 2012

Sikh Massacre



No doubt about it, the seven Sikhs murdered by some jacked up skin head in Wisconsin is an outrage. Time to fry this young fella and hang the blackened corpse from the light post in front of their temple. Same goes for the Aurora mass murderer and any other clown who decides that he has the  right of life or death over anyone for any reason.

However, for India to demand an apology from the US could be just a little exercise of the pot calling the kettle black as the following story illustrates:
Over 20,000 Sikhs Murdered With Support of Indian Government in 1984
WASHINGTON, D.C., Saturday, November 1 marks the anniversary of the November 1984 massacre of Sikhs in Delhi in which over 20,000 Sikhs were killed while Sikh police officers were locked in their barracks and the state-run radio and TV called for more Sikh blood. The massacres followed the assassination of Prime Minister Indira Gandhi, which took place after Mrs. Gandhi ordered the Indian military attack on the Golden Temple, the center and seat of the Sikh religion, in June 1984.

The Delhi massacres were a brutal chapter in India's repression of the Sikhs, according to Dr. Gurmit Singh Aulakh, President of the Council of Khalistan. 'This brutal, government-inspired massacre clarified that there is no place in India for Sikhs,' Dr. Aulakh said. On October 7, 1987, the Sikh Nation declared its independence from India, naming its new country Khalistan. In more than twenty years since then, India has continued its illegal occupation of Khalistan and stepped up the repression of the Sikhs while the Sikh Nation has continued to work to achieve its birthright.

The Indian government has murdered over 250,000 Sikhs since 1984, more than 300,000 Christians since 1948, over 89,000 Muslims in Kashmir since 1988, and tens of thousands of Tamils, Assamese, Manipuris, Dalits, and others. The Indian Supreme Court called the Indian government's murders of Sikhs "worse than a genocide."

Indian police arrested human-rights activist Jaswant Singh Khalra after he exposed their policy of mass cremation of Sikhs, in which over 50,000 Sikhs have been arrested, tortured, and murdered, and then their bodies were declared unidentified and secretly cremated. He was murdered in police custody. His body was not given to his family.
Of course this could be a biased, agenda-driven account, but apparently there are strong indications that the Indian government was involved in the Sikh bloodletting. More here.