Professor Paul Davies, a physicist at Arizona University will tell a meeting at the Royal Society that the best way of proving that extra-terrestrial life exists elsewhere in the universe is to use evidence from earth.
The meeting at the Royal Society, which will include representatives from Nasa, the European Space Agency and the UN Office for Outer space Affairs marks the 5th anniversary of the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) programme. Lord Rees, President of the Royal Society will also lead one of the sessions.
Phil immediately returned to gnawing at the restraints that were keeping him on the gurney but this startling disclosure was enough to mobilize an army of GNN investigative reporters. Nothing could stop this juggernaut. We were bound and determined by a holy oath to see what teleprompters have to do with the search for alien life-forms ... as long as they had nothing to do with DC's backyard.
We grabbed the first flight available. We assiduously checked to make sure that the aircraft did not fly over DC's backyard. And by the time we got to Phoenix, Kahn was rising. We read the note he left hanging on his door. And again we read the words that said he was leaving, as he's left Phoenix so many times before.
So we interviewed his roommate who spilled the beans on this amazing story. Teleprompters are the product of an ancient alien mind control technology. They are more addictive than crack cocaine and the President of the United States has fallen victim to it's Siren-like attraction. After using them for only a few years, Obama made the fatal mistake of getting a teleprompter penile implant. From that point on he was under the control of aliens.
Indeed, Obama has made plans to expand the use of these devices throughout America. Like Johnny Appleseed, Obama leaves a trail of teleprompters wherever he goes. The children at the Graham Road Elementary School are in grave peril.
In just a few months, teleprompter manufacturers will deliver an astounding variety of Bluetooth personal teleprompters in the form of eyeglasses, hat visors, contact lenses and suppositories.
This is an invasion and GNN warned you first!
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