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February 1, 2010

Let's Do The Obama Bow!




All you Obama boy and girl
Look like a fool before the world
Gonna do the Obama Bow
Stay with me I show you how

Obama nimble! Obama quick!
Obama do his bowing schtick!
Obama think he cat’s meow!
Goin’ down! Obama Bow!

Ignore international protocol!
Make all Americans appalled!
How low can he go?

First he fly to Saudi Land
Smells like shit and blowing sand
Then he find a Saudi prince
He not invited back ever since!

Obama nimble! Obama quick!
Obama do his bowing schtick!
Obama think he cat’s meow!
Goin’ down! Obama Bow!

Then he fly to Japanese
Almost ends up on his knees
Emperor warned he must be wary
Protocol may just get hairy!

Obama nimble! Obama quick!
Obama do his bowing schtick!
Obama think he cat’s meow!
Goin’ down! Obama Bow!

Obama in the China Land!
How they cheer! They think he grand!
Obama same rank, it look so lame!
Obama he bows low just the same!

Obama nimble! Obama quick!
Obama do his bowing schtick!
He thinks he is the cat’s meow!
Goin’ down! Obama Bow!

Ignore international protocol!
Make all Americans appalled!
How low can he go?


Obama now in Tampa Land
We hope bowing now be banned.
Military aide is thunderstruck!
He think “Huh? Now what the f**k?”

Obama nimble! Obama quick!
Obama do his bowing schtick!
Obama think he cat’s meow!
Goin’ down! Obama Bow!

15 comments:

sig94 said...

Nickie - Like I said, malicious humor. Hope this makes the GNN crowd feel just a wee bit better.

Snarky Basterd said...

Like I said over my way, sig94: Bows to Saudi kings and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures. No wonder he hasn't chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.

sig94 said...

Snarky - you have to wonder what is going through his mind as he walks up to these people. Do I shake hands? Do I bow? Do I dance? Hump their leg?

Subvet said...

He bows but we're the ones taking it up the keister. Sheesh, three years to go.

Anonymous said...

I give it 8 Meatballs. It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to. It's just hard to live with.

Anonymous said...

Oblama looks like a child and he has the finesse of a fool. I'm thinking that the rest of the world is laughing, pointing and saying "Where do they GET people like that?"

LL said...

Obama Hubbard
went to the cupboard,
To fetch George Soros a bone.

But when he bend over,
George Soros took over,
And gave him a bone of his own.

(submitted without apologies to the Bowing President)

Anonymous said...

RWL... The answer is Harvard.

Anonymous said...

LL...
I've had to suspend you for 20 minutes for that beauty.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Feel better hell... put it to music and lets sing it !

Anonymous said...

I'm singing it round the house.

Krystal said...

LL, OMG that was amazing!!!!

I keep telling people, he isn't bowing, he's checking his shoes for bird droppings.

Anonymous said...

Bird droppings?? Rahm droppings!

Janelle said...

I just found this by accident and I am delighted, Thank you.

Kid said...

My God, I thought the bowing to the Tampa Mayor was a joke...
Holy Jumpin Catfish Andy !!!!

My God....