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July 4, 2010

Five Million Shrimp Saved

Gore Describing Physique of The Perfect Masseuse (GNN File Photo)



GNN has learned that Albert "DNA" Gore will not be attending Chelsea Clinton's wedding.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Five million shrimp saved"

Rhod, you are a comic genius.

LL said...

I think that the "I did not have sex with that masseuse" defense got him kicked from the list. Or maybe it's the reputation for being a "sex poodle"?

Anonymous said...

Too bad, but probably for the best. The crown would have been shocked watching Bill and Al groping Chelsea down the aisle.

Anonymous said...

Oops. "crowd"

Anonymous said...

I guess this oil spill has everyone cutting back.

Rhod said...

Nick, I can't take credit. My source was one of the caterers, and that was his estimate.

Trestin, the baby oil slick on Gore himself is an eco nightmare.

Zio and LL, the biggest risk wasn't rude sex, it was rude food. Cake smearing and all that. I can't talk any more about it.

sig94 said...

A complaint was received alledging that Gore was rubbing himself against a tableleg and the potted plant behind him.

The man standing in the bckground is an undercover cop from the feared and much maligned Miami PD's Anti-Stain Unit. Notice that the cop is wearing protective chaps in case the water carafe should trigger Gore's launch sequence.

The Secret Service has changed Gore's codename to "Down Boy! Down!" and has issued rolled up newspapers to it's vice presidential protective unit.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

When in the course of horny events the leader of the Green World must proceed with an open robe presenting himself.

Rhod, I could go on for ever, but I think I should pass on "Ass". Great post ... you're a roll.

Rhod said...

I'm a troll?

Wetzy said...

I think Odie means Kaiser roll.

Anonymous said...

droll

Rhod said...

Tuna casserole. Yum.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Again I need to spoof read. I meant on a roll.

Mamasooz said...

I have this uncomfortable feeling, like I always have when I watch The Office. Awkward. Thanks for the laugh (I think?) and thanks for being a follower on my blog.

Kid said...

Hey Al, I hope you drown in one of your low volume toilets. While Tipper stands nearby laughing like a Hyena.

The Rattler - III said...

I will also turn down my invite... I will be spending the day on the back 40 with the molinator.

Red said...

Gah! Al GROSS.

Anonymous said...

Really? You goombas are still on Gore? Get a clue, and a life morons

Anonymous said...

wow, you're ALL losers

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

How did I miss this? We're losers and you're a coward "Anonymous".