July 28, 2013

Sorry, I Relapsed

It's like someone grabbed a half dozen squirrels, shoved a bunch of lit 4th of July sparklers up their asses and set them loose inside his head.

A scene from Inspector Weiner and the Case of the
Missing Dickie Tweets: "Round up the usual suspects!"

Headline from the Daily News:

Weiner campaign paid private eye $45,000 to investigate own 2011 Twitter ‘hacking’ lie, reports show

The ‘hacking’ never happened — Weiner later admitted to sending the racy pics himself — but his furious attempt at damage control included an expensive investigation by T&M Protection services.
Story here.


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

His story is safe with me. I could give a royal $**T.

LL said...

Weiner should have paid me $45K to do nothing for him... (notice how progressive I've become?)

WoFat said...

I think he's a natural for Mayor of New York.