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December 26, 2009

Bugs' Identity Confirmed

Shocking Photo Released

GNN has learned that the remains of a four-foot Oryctolagus cuniculus discovered during excavations four years ago, on an MGM back lot, have been positively identified as those of cartoon star Bugs Bunny. Bunny vanished in late 1958 after a violent dispute with his agent and Mel Blanc, Bunny's voice coach. Emerging story.

9 comments:

Steve: The Lightning Man said...

Beware the saber-toothed velocibunny

Anonymous said...

Brooklyn-born Bugs Bunny has finally turned up, ending his Judge Crater-like disappearance. I was always a Daffy Duck man, never caring for the over-the-top sarcasm and wordplay. I prefer the Duck's more cosmopolitan approach to humor.

Little-known Warner Brothers factoid... Mel Blanc was the illegitimate product of a liaison between Marjorie Main and Adolphe Menjou.

Eric Graff said...

We now know what was up...Doc...

innominatus said...

OK, Nickie, some of Bugs' schtick was a little much, but he and Elmer doing their version of Ride of the Valkyries is the pinnacle of TV entertainment.

Rhod said...

Blanc was the love child of Marie Dressler and Chester Conklin.

Eman, I have no idea what Updock is. Do you?

I liked Pepe le Pew the best. He was French.

sig94 said...

The myth is finally dispelled. Up 'til now it was always assumed that Bugs ended up buried six feet under the fried carrot concession at Giant Stadium; his sexually ravaged and partially devoured body concealed there by the master criminal known as Leporicidus Horrilibus, AKA Elmer Fudd, AKA Wabbit Wanker.

Fudd met his violent end when he finally did manage to hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.

Rhod said...

Sig, sounds like you had something to do with it. You know too much.

Yeah, Goomba's a cop, a damn good cop, and he knows where you are.

cube said...

Nooooooooooo!

Rhod said...

Cube, that's all folks!