From my inside source Andrew Breitbart ... who is dressed as Abraham Lincoln and touring the White House with a mike as we speak.
Please pick the most common lament of late (these are actual, freaking quotes, people ... we have the tapes) in the West Wing:
A) "Some one get on the phone and let Charlie Gibson know that there is a brief case camera set up on his desk at ABC!";
B) "Is it too much to ask to keep Republican hookers out of our community organizing centers?";
C) "Brother, can you spare an ACORN?"; or
D) "Get me the URL of that bastard Goomba."
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