October 7, 2016

In The News

Breaking news: FBI founder J. Edgar Hoover was buried in his prom dress and the current Director, James Comey, is going to be buried in cash from the Clinton Foundation. In the future, all persons seeking immunity in exchange for testimony (or not) from the FBI must first refinance their homes in order to pay the "Immunity Surcharge". Make out your check to the FBI Director's Relief Fund.
Veteran FBI agents say FBI Director James Comey has permanently damaged the bureau’s reputation for uncompromising investigations with his “cowardly” whitewash of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified information using an unauthorized private e-mail server.

Feeling the heat from congressional critics, Comey last week argued that the case was investigated by career FBI agents, “So if I blew it, they blew it, too.”

But agents say Comey tied investigators’ hands by agreeing to unheard-of ground rules and other demands by the lawyers for Clinton and her aides that limited their investigation.

Little pea sized brains are now available for politicians.
Researchers are now growing hundreds of tiny human brains in labs, in an attempt to understand what gives us unique disorders like autism and schizophrenia - and the method they use to create these brains is surprisingly simple.

Chinese Military Tests New Weapon 
Tanks, missiles, fighter jets and aircraft carriers are very expensive. Bugs are cheap.
More than 100 Chinese tourists, including numerous children, were injured after being attacked by a swarm of bees in a country park during the National Day holiday.

Most of the people who were stung suffered only minor injuries as they visited Huangling National Forest Park in Yanan, northwestern Shaanxi province, on Tuesday afternoon, the Xian Evening News reported.

1 comment:

Kid said...

3rd world country at best.