Hey, I am heading out to the Italo-Tejano Summit later this week. It should be grand. Depending upon how much coverage the authorities allow, I will provide an update.
And don't get any big ideas re: crashing it. This is not some low-budget state dinner thing.
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This is gonna be a swanky high-class soiree. My people seem to be in constant contact with your people. Security will be plentiful and professional.
(Odie, don't even think about trying to crash this thing. I mean it. Your photo has been circulated.)
The big decision still waits to be finalized... Regular or Extra Crispy?
Extra crispy with lots of details please.
Thankyouverymuch
The real test of the quality of the chicken at an event like that one is to throw it on the floor and see if it bounces like a super ball. (you may be too young to remember the super ball - but let me assure you, they bounced).
Big Bounce = They thought enough of you to serve genuine rubber chicken.
Some Bounce = KFC, it's finger licking good. Simply dust it off and eat it.
No Bounce = Are you really sure it's chicken? Banquet chicken with no bounce is like Los Angeles where you can't see the air -- is there really air there? Reject it as cat or some chicken substitute.
Enjoy the banquet.
LL: Naw, you can't let a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken hit the floor (especially a piece of original recipe, Extra Krispy is not so bad):
The grease on the breading will soak up not only dust, but possibly some of the floor covering and even some subfloor if it lays there long enough.
I was thinking curly ... oh, you're talking chicken and not fries? I agree with LL, but don't worry. I wouldn't think of ordering fried chicken outside the south. Know better than that.
Daffy, I will report as much as the respective intelligence agencies and press secretaries will allow. This all has to be negotiated. And you know how negotiating with the Eye-talians goes ...
Sounds like a challenge DC
Odie,
My peeps will be on your quicker than a duck on a june bug, man.
Since it's a high society gig, make sure you take the good jumper cables.
Do the napkins come in a sealed celophane envelope?
Cellophane? This ain't no trash gathering. The napkins will be rolled and pinched between multi-colored bulldog clips.
TF, there's no room in our Smart Cars for cables.
Hey, wait a minute! What city is this being held in. Has anybody alerted the media?
Opie, DC and I will be gathering the forces in a small bistro in San Francisco. That's all I can say.
No paparazzi. And that's final.
No papparazi? I thought they served pizza and pasta there.
But seriously ... I won't bring Secretia. That would be bad form. Plus, she would blab for sure.
DC, what do you need that broad for. You can spill your secrets right here, on THiS, your own blog, right in front of us. We promise not to tell anyone important...
Yeah, nobody's looking.
What can I say, Nick. I bring the dames to the blog like bees to honey ... We better keep it down, otherwise I will get mobbed. It's tough being me.
I hear it's even tough being around you.
That, too. That's what my first wife said.
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