May 10, 2012

In The News

Gimme That!!

My, What A Big iPhone You Have
Some moms are more into romancing the phone than romancing their mates: 12 percent use their phones during sex, according to a survey.

New French First Wench  Already Accused of Having A Flat Chest and Big Butt
The twice-divorced mother-of-three set to become the new French first lady says she cannot believe her ears when she is described as the equivalent of Michelle Obama.

Valerie Trierweiler, 47, the partner of Francois Hollande, will become the first unmarried ‘Première Dame’ in history to enter the Elysee Palace on the arm of the country's most powerful man.

How's About Some Fries With That Thesis?
One in six Americans received food stamps or other public assistance last year, but the number of people with a Ph.D. or Masters degree who receive that aid has tripled in the past two years, according to government data.

And The Drapes Were Just "All Wrong"
A gay advocacy group is trying to rally sympathizers to help shift the Democrats’ trouble-plagued convention from North Carolina to another state.

The group, Gay Marriage USA, launched a petition on immediately after the state’s voters overwhelmingly decided May 8 to define marriage as a heterosexual institution


Doom said...

1.) Her I-phone would meet a rather inglorious end. As would replacements. While it is her choice, if her man doesn't care there is that. What kind of man couldn't keep his woman off her phone during sex? Metrosexuals?

2.) Okay, what was her problem with the comments? Oh, right, the truth hurts.

3.) Ha! And most Ph.D.'s aren't even worth that. I think they are being overpaid on public assistance.

4.) Well? The drapes WERE all wrong. There are, after all, 58 other states they could go to, though 30 of those (only 50 states, really?) are the same as NC. Slim pickings, getting slimmer despite the supermajority approval of "Americans" for gay marriage. And they wonder why nobody believes polls? How about D.C.? Oh, too dangerous. Ah well. Detroit then? Blast it all...

Silverfiddle said...

The phone thing doesn't surprise me. Go out in public, everybody is wandering around looking at the device in their hand...

All those PhD's on assistance is part of the democrat party's equality initiative

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Doesn't everyone's wife text while making love?